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Hey. I’m back, and I’m better than ever. Amazing new feeling of having to *gasp* censor myself, for fear of…for fear of — oh I don’t even know. The amazing thing is that I don’t even know how much of the small percentage of the truth that I know that I can actually tell you. So what I can tell you about is the following:

  1. Chocolate martinis
  2. Stainless steel George Foreman grills
  3. a lack of knowing what to do with myself
  4. complete and total exhaustion
  5. Dongitty dongitty dongitty doodle doodle.