1) dolphins. dolphins dolphins dolphins.
2) a pink pickup truck with an NYPD bumper sticker on the windshield
3) imagining what Daryn Kagan’s like in bed
4) watching Carol Costello trip over words, interrupt reporters and ask the dumb questions.
5) watching an Iraqi press conference originally given in English, translated into Arabic for Iraqi or Al-Jazeera TV and then re-translated back into English for American television. it’s like a twice-baked potato.