More word stats:
or: 1729
and: 1579
a: 1015
but: 352
ass: 81
because: 71
count: 28
bastard: 8
More word stats:
or: 1729
and: 1579
a: 1015
but: 352
ass: 81
because: 71
count: 28
bastard: 8
Jen gives me a copy of The Warriors on DVD as a 50k word gift. What a wonderful movie….
And, as I discovered, a perfect metaphor for the recent journey I went through. Dig it:
The Warriors (me, preferably Swan, since he’s the badass, but I’ll take any of em…Cowboy, or one of the fantastically afro’d guys….) are forced to fight their way home from the Bronx (November 1st) to Coney Island (December 1st) through all the gangs of New York (50,000 words.)
Amazing, huh?
Everyone focuses on the classic line from Warriors: “Waaaaaaarriors….come out and plaaaaaa-aaay.”
But I’d like to offer up this new line that should always be remembered and often quoted:
“Can you count, suckas?”
Wonderful.
Some in depth statistics:
Word count: 50,394
Characters (letters, symbols and spaces): 270,246
Characters (letters and symbols; no spaces): 219,802
Characters (somewhat developed people): 4
Paragraphs: 1018
Pages: 92
Average length of word: 4.36 characters
Average length of paragraph: 49.5 words
Punctuation
Periods: 3,134
Commas: 2989
Question marks: 573
Double dashes (–): 228
Words
the: 3417
I: 1977
word: 99
Sheila: 64
fuck: 64
shit: 52
phone: 38
damn: 11
(Interesting that I used the word “fuck” just as often as one of the main character’s names… Whee!)
Soooo hey, there’s a weight off my shoulders. Thanks to everybody who kept asking me what my word count was. It’s done, it’s done, it’s done!
fifty thousand words
that say less together than
one of these haiku