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More word stats:

or: 1729

and: 1579

a: 1015

but: 352

ass: 81

because: 71

count: 28

bastard: 8

Jen gives me a copy of The Warriors on DVD as a 50k word gift. What a wonderful movie….

And, as I discovered, a perfect metaphor for the recent journey I went through. Dig it:

The Warriors (me, preferably Swan, since he’s the badass, but I’ll take any of em…Cowboy, or one of the fantastically afro’d guys….) are forced to fight their way home from the Bronx (November 1st) to Coney Island (December 1st) through all the gangs of New York (50,000 words.)

Amazing, huh?

Everyone focuses on the classic line from Warriors: “Waaaaaaarriors….come out and plaaaaaa-aaay.”

But I’d like to offer up this new line that should always be remembered and often quoted:

“Can you count, suckas?”

Wonderful.

Some in depth statistics:

Word count: 50,394

Characters (letters, symbols and spaces): 270,246

Characters (letters and symbols; no spaces): 219,802

Characters (somewhat developed people): 4

Paragraphs: 1018

Pages: 92

Average length of word: 4.36 characters

Average length of paragraph: 49.5 words

Punctuation

Periods: 3,134

Commas: 2989

Question marks: 573

Double dashes (–): 228

Words

the: 3417

I: 1977

word: 99

Sheila: 64

fuck: 64

shit: 52

phone: 38

damn: 11

(Interesting that I used the word “fuck” just as often as one of the main character’s names… Whee!)

Soooo hey, there’s a weight off my shoulders. Thanks to everybody who kept asking me what my word count was. It’s done, it’s done, it’s done!

fifty thousand words

that say less together than

one of these haiku